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Friday, August 22, 2008

Ding Ding Ding.
You win!

....What do you win, you ask?
That's a secret.

No, I'm not telling you.

Anyway, there is one person that will read this, because all of you other kids have stopped reading xanga. How terrible!

To that one person, I say hello. Hello!
And here's your story:

It happened when I was in first period. I was staring blankly at the ceiling, as usual, when there was a horrific scream from outside the room. I jumped up, and ran out to see what it was.

What I saw was something terrible indeed. It was a gigantic pet rock, who had turned against it's owner. Poor owner, I thought. All she wanted was a pet who would love her unconditionally, but no. This pet rock was as evil as it gets.

It was hovering over her, in the middle of the hallway. She was in a fetal position, still screaming. I had to save her, it's in my blood.

It was rather easy, to be honest. I lured the rock away with a banana. Rocks love bananas, of course.

I led it all the way to the mountains, where it felt free and lived happily for the rest of its days.

The End.

Goodnight.


Wednesday, November 15, 2006

The Screecher

Not again.

Stuck in another dungeon, I was starting to get tired of it. How could I be captured this easily?

Anyway, no time for wondering now. I had to get myself out of this place. I looked around and saw some other people just waking up. These people were called Ben, Scott, Amanda, Danny, and Lauren.

We got up, looked around for an exit, but couldn't find one. We were stuck in a room. That is, until one of us stumbled upon a secret door. We walked out the door, and started walking around, obviously trying to find the exit.

What we saw was not a pleasant sight.

joe

The Bird Woman, also known as Skibitsky the Screecher. We ran. Sprinted, even. She chased us, but she ran slowly and we could almost jog and stay ahead of her. We nearly laughed aloud.

That's when she let loose a terrible screech. We all fell to the ground, holding our ears. Oh, the agony. By the time the pain faded, she had almost caught up to us. We got up and ran more, but to no avail. Every time she opened her mouth, a noise so awful and unearthly blasted our unprotected ears.

Luckily, i had an idea. Once the pain faded again, i took Ben's puddy eraser thing, made it into a ball, then chucked it. A good throw, it flew right into her mouth as she opened it for another scream. I smiled, Scott smiled, we all smiled. And laughed.

We looked around quickly, and found one door, at the end of the hallway. We went to it, opened the door, and looked inside. It was full of CP students. Crazed ones, at that. In cages. I think she had been eating them. Gross.

Thinking it a diversion, we opened up all the cages and let free the students. Unfortunately they swarmed around us, and we all struggled to get out.

Urgh, nevermind about this story, I have no inspiration at the moment. I'll redo it later. Much better than it is now.

Goodbye, readers. And Goodnight.

 


Friday, November 10, 2006

The Destroyer

Just as we thought we had lost him, he rounded the corner to stand face to face with us.
Diaz. Yes, Diaz the Destroyer.
We didn't know how to escape this dark and creepy dungeon,
and being chased by the Destroyer wasn't helping our emotional states.

It was the few of us, Alex, Ashley, Sarah, Madison, and me.
We started to run, Alex in the lead, but only because he's fastest. As we ran, we tried all the doors.
All were locked in this hallway, except for one.
I opened it and saw Aaron Germann bound and gagged by the way.
I untied and unbound him, helped him up, and told him to come with us to find the exit.

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As we exited the door, Diaz jumped out at us. He nearly ripped off my whole face, but luckily I dodged.
We sprinted up to the others, with the Destoyer at our heels.
We ran around the corner, only to see that it was a dead end. Stuck between a rock and a hard place,
we chose the rock.
We unloaded our CENSORED! (No use of guns/knives/grenades/needles!) on him,
only to notice that the bullets bounced off him like marshmallows. Fortunately, it gave us enough time to run.
 Aaron wanted to stay and fight, but he was still too weak from the torture he'd endured.
Scientific Notation with Significant Figures! Poor guy.

Anyway, we still could not find the exit. We ran and ran, and we looked and looked.
We gave up, deciding to hide in a room and lock the door.
After propping chairs against the door, we pulled out all of our weapons,
including all of the CENSORED! (No use of guns/knives/grenades/needles!).

We heard Diaz beating his fists upon the door, we knew he'd break through soon.
As he broke down the door and jumped inside, Alex jumped onto his back and
climbed upon his shoulders, distracting the Destroyer.
I took out his legs, and madison screamed very loudly, deafening him.
Finally Aaron walked up to the beast, and there were two hits.
The first was him hitting the monster, the second was the sound of it hitting the floor. Good times.

Free of worrying about the Destroyer, we looked around the rest of the place,
and finally found a door leading outside.

The End.

Ha, just kidding. Next story is called:

The Screecher.

Goodbye readers, and goodnight.


Monday, August 21, 2006

Where was I?

Ah, yes.

Zoe and Ryan were staring at Captain Planet and the Ninja Turtles. Captain Planet looked at them, and told them that they were the chosen people to save the city. He then proceeded to give them each a special ring, Zoe got the fire ring, and Ryan got the earth ring. When combined, they could call upon Captain Planet at any time.

The Ninja Turtles...they just waved and said hello. Oh, and they gave each child a mask like the one's they wear. Zoe got a purple mask and Ryan got the gray one. The kids were told to get a good night of sleep, then to start saving the city. Zoe and Ryan were now heroes!

While lying there in bed, they decided upon names. Zoe chose the name, Hammurabi, and Ryan chose the name Bryan...but everyone just called him Gray Guy. Anyway, they got up the next morning and went outside, wondering where to start.

They ended up deciding to go to the garden, the place they saw the bad men. Coincidentally, they saw the same guys! Dumping sewage in the garden! How could they?! Didn't they know about Hammurabi and..Gray Guy?!

Apparently not. First of all, Zoe decided to take action. She shot a beam of fire out of her ring, but missed and caught the garden on fire...

Good thing Gray Guy was there to save the day! He used his earth ring to make the ground beneath the bad men's feet shake, and they all fell down. Unfortunately, they were all relatives of Humpty Dumpty, and they all cracked into pieces and their insides spilled out.

You see, readers, in real life, there is no magical people to put them back together.

The problem was, they destroyed the thing they tried so dearly to save. What will happen?

We'll see next time!

Goodbye and goodnight, readers.


Saturday, July 29, 2006

Majority rules, people. 2 votes for a new story, none for continuing the old one.

So looks like a new story it is, readers.

This one's a bedtime story.

Once upon a time, in a far away land..there were two 11 year old children who loved the cartoon Captain Planet. They were good children, always doing community services and helping wherever they could.

But on one certain day, they saw many bad looking men dumping sewage all over the plants in the town garden. Zoe and Ryan unfortunately couldnt do anything about the problem, and became very sad. They felt terrible for not being able to help save the very pretty plants.

That night, they couldn't get to sleep, so they lay there in their beds, staring at the ceiling.

Suddenly, they saw a yellow light through the window, and got up to see what it was. What they saw astounded them, it was Captain Planet, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

 

Take that, foul polluters!

Next Chapter, coming soon

Goodbye, and Goodnight, readers.



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